Wow that was bad

Those of us who attended nets on Tuesday were split about how good the facilities were. To listen to the bowlers you would think that it was flat but that anyone that worked hard could get a bit from the session. Wickman spent 12 minutes with the bat being thoroughly examined in a way that hasn't happened since the school doctor used a lolly stick to weigh his marbles. The surface was so lively that had a Matron intervened and offered Wickman a capacious bosom to rest his cheek against, he would have said yes and hang the consequences.