Who is Wick this weekend?

The following people are Wick because they made the effort to come down this weekend and get the club up and running for the season. Wickman salutes, in no particular order: Andy Mooray, Keith*, Joey*, Lownsey*, Matty D*, Cess Fabregarf*, Cranesy, Ian "Tun-up" Taylorson, Jim D, Clarky*, Kirky, Jimmy C, Billy, Doddy*, Fudgey, Mackie and AJ. Highlights included Goldy breaking the chainsaw within five minutes "and (he) wasn't even pissing about", Garf's cesspit diving antics, Clarky's radical approach to fence post removal, the discovery of soiled kecks and tights in the driveway (the sooner those gates go back up, the sooner it won't be that dark corner where you can crimp one off on the way back from Oceana and a Ruby Murray), Joey's physics lesson with the petrol and the bonfire and a whole host of Wickings. All those people with * by their name gave up both days of their weekend - a massive sacrifice with the season not up and running yet. All of these people will go to bed tonight slightly more Wick than they were on Friday. Here a very small person and a very tall person display exemplary teamwork.