Aus vs Zim. Bwa ha ha ha ha etc

Look. Wickman knows that England hasn't played Zimbabwe yet in the 2020 thingy. But Bwahahahahahahahaha etc that Australia have been humbled. Let's hope Zimbabwe's win has given some cheer to its poor beleaguered population. Frankly, probably not. The country at home is starving. Children are dying of malnutrition. Watching the 2020 world cup is just what a hungry nation needs. Erm... not. Well done ICC for continuing to allow cricket to be played though... perhaps the cricketers will send tea home. Let's hope they don't leave any because Wickman's Mum used to say that African children were starving and he should finish his greens / swede / cold mashed pototoes. It's probably the cricketer's mothers that are starving in this case...

Oops sorry Wickman forgot himself there. This is not a political blog. England, should they beat Zim tomorrow, could dump Australia out of the tournament later this week. Fabulous. Bwahahahahaha