Monday 11 June 2007

Voodoo hoodoo strikes skipper Fudge - alledgedly

Around theatre-land understudies spend time sticking pins in effigies of leading men and ladies hoping against hope that they will get their chance to shine. Ah the smell of the audience and the roar of the greasepaint! Today Wickman is asking some serious questions. Wickman hears that 2s skipper Fudgey is in a cast this Monday morning after a mishap during the game against Guildford. Using his plates to stop an off drive he's done something to his ankle which will necessitate him missing the Old Sutts game and potentially one of the bigger games of the season against Merrow. So what has Clarky been up to? A bit of the old voodoo? Clarky was unavailable for comment this morning but on calling his wife she asked if Wickman was coming round to collect the clay effigy of a Wick player with the knitting needle stuck in the ankle... Wickman thinks the weather might have a role to play this weekend and that any West Indian machinations and dabbling with the occult may be a waste of Clarky's time...

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