Sunday 17 June 2007

Shiv Chanderpaul

Wickman salutes you. What a series you have had. Could you bat any better? Have you, alongside BCL, carried the West Indies batting for a decade? Wickman thinks so. And you've done it all with one of the ugliest looking stances, grips and a vigorous trigger movements in the game. But boy oh boy when you smash it through the covers it makes Wickman feel good. Despite the fact you are doing it to Yeoman Hoggy et al. And you look like a crab while batting.
One gripe. What are those stupid marks on your cheeks about? Given Wickman's been watching you for a decade and has no idea, if it's a sponsorship you are getting better value from the deal than your sponsor is...
Frankly speaking though you are averaging more than 45 in Tests over a long career. So you can keep your sponsorship...

1 comment:

Sidle said...

and why does he wear his left pad on the side of his leg where it offers no protection...

but as he has been the shuffling acolyte of West Indies cricket for so long we'll let it slide... it hasn't caused him and Mark Vermeulen style injuries