Wickman is indebted to Wickman Jr who has pointed out to him that Martin Crowe is seriously upset after the Trans Tasman Cup or whatever rubbish bauble Aus and NZ play for ended in a drubbing for the Harry Potter of cricket and his IPL rejects.
Crowe says here that this is New Zealand's "worst moment in Test Cricket" before going on to slate John Bracewell and babble on about how Ross Taylor and Jamie How are thick as the excrement of pigs.
Wickman reckons Martin must have a screw loose. If this isn't the worst moment in New Zealand Test cricket history - a second innings scoreline etched in the brains of every English (and Welsh) schoolboy cricket fan - then Wickman's an Aussie.
Even Russell Crowe probably remembers that innings. He no doubt uses it to summon up feelings of great shame and embarrassment when he needs to act out those feelings in some performance or other. Probably.
Hampton Wick Royal Cricket Club * 1863 - 2013 * 150 Glorious Seasons
Wednesday, 3 December 2008
Martin Crowe Loses Mind
Wickman is indebted to Wickman Jr who has pointed out to him that Martin Crowe is seriously upset after the Trans Tasman Cup or whatever rubbish bauble Aus and NZ play for ended in a drubbing for the Harry Potter of cricket and his IPL rejects.
Crowe says here that this is New Zealand's "worst moment in Test Cricket" before going on to slate John Bracewell and babble on about how Ross Taylor and Jamie How are thick as the excrement of pigs.
Wickman reckons Martin must have a screw loose. If this isn't the worst moment in New Zealand Test cricket history - a second innings scoreline etched in the brains of every English (and Welsh) schoolboy cricket fan - then Wickman's an Aussie.
Even Russell Crowe probably remembers that innings. He no doubt uses it to summon up feelings of great shame and embarrassment when he needs to act out those feelings in some performance or other. Probably.
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