Lost 1 x Rubber Chicken

With the new league season underway, the Wick duck tax account is well and truly open and already being levied upon those who fail to trouble the scorer. Indeed in the last two weeks illustrious members such as Jimmy C, Goldmember, Nathan and Melman have all become members of the 08zero club and enjoyed the tricky experience of drinking past a rubber duck in their beer. But there is something missing. This heinous crime of non scoring is going unpunished as Nelson our fine enforcing chicken friend appears to have flown south for winter and not returned. There was a rumour that he was holidaying at Hibby's flat and that Hibby had been choking him to within an inch of his life to put him out of action. Hibby was unavailable to comment...

If anyone has any information pertaining to Nelson's whereabouts please e-mail Wickman (who ever he is) or comment below. This is a recent photo from his holiday album.... the female on the right has been ruled out of the investigation on the basis she is fowl.