Fashion statement or decent protection - you decide

These were the pads being worn by the Lingfield 2s No 6. They are wrong. Wear these little babies on a tour and Wickman would have no sympathy for you. They look like throwaways from a Star Wars set.

Wickman says go the whole hog. Get the matching helmet and look like a complete bellend why don't you?

Actually there's a shop on Twickenham Green which flogs genuiiiiiiiine rejects off the sets at Elstree or wherever. Totally village.