Duck Tax Update

The Sherriff of Wickingham reports that Duck Tax - after a slow start - is catching on.

Recent victims of the regime include Cranesy, Doddy, Hibby, Coley and Mackie. With a quarter of the season gone, the tax has yielded £22.50. That's not even enough for a pair of dodgy pads Lingfield stylee yet, but funds are building...

Wickman, of course, wishes all the club's bats the best of luck for the rest of the season...