Useful recipe

Wickman threatened to eat his hat if Jimmy Anderson made a successful return to the Test side:

Recipe:

Take one hat. Slice into thin strips.

Chop one onion finely and crush a clove of garlic.

Melt some butter. Add onion and garlic. Lightly colour. Add hat. Fry hat until browned. Add one tin of tomatoes. Turn down heat. Cook 'til hat absorbs moisture.

Heat pan of boiling water. Add enough spaghetti for one. Cook 'til al dente.

Drain spaghetti and mix with hat mixture.

Eat.

Enjoy.