A nice young lady for Wickman

Once again Wickman is in receipt of exciting correspondence of a financial nature. This time a very attractive sounding (and slightly naive) young lady contacts him from the Cote D'Ivoire (how glamorous)! From: Susan Duke. Address: 01 bp 422 Abidjan 01 Cote d'Ivoire

Dearest one, I am Miss Susan Duke (woof woof!), the only daughter of my late parents Mr and Mrs Jeremy Duke.

My father was a highly reputable business magnet (a business magnet! Magnet! That sounds useful. Is a business magnet a sort of genius new business creator? You just stick them somewhere near reception and they simply attract clients through the door? Or is like a fanny magnet but different?) who operated in the capital of Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire during his days. It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France (That is sad. If you aren't French it must a bitch to breathe your last there and end up having Froggies probing your dead body in a mortuary. Think Diana. It's not good) during one of his business trips abroad on the 12th September 2005. Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of mine (goodness gracious! This is like an episode of Columbo but set in France. Maybe more like Bergerac then) who travelled with him at that time. But God knows the truth!

My mother died when i was just 6yrs old, and since then my father took me so special (the dirty kiddy-fiddling pervert. This is a tragic story!) Before the death of my father on 12th September 2005, he called me and informed me that he has the sum of seven million, five hundred thousand united state dollars. ($7.500.000.00 USD) left in a Security Company here in Cote d'Ivoire. He further told me that he deposited the money in my name and also gave me all the necessary both legal documents regarding to this deposit with the Security Company (a guilty man will do that). I am just 23 years old (woof woof! send Wickman a photo!!!) and a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do (hello!!!).

now i want an honest and God fearing (I could pretend) partner overseas who i can transfer this deposit with his assistance and after the transaction iwill come and reside permanently in your country till such a time that it will be convenient for me to return back home if i so desire. This is because i have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Cote d'ivoire.

The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life (I would have thought you would have been delighted seeing as you were suffering from him taking you so special the whole time). i also want to invest the fund under your care because i am ignorant of business world (Hoo hoooooo! Just make the check out to Mr W Ickman, c/o The Wick. We'll invest the money in some useful financial instruments called covers, nets and a roller). i am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards. Your suggestion and ideas will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions: 1. can you honestly help me from your heart? (oh yes) 2. Can i completely trust you? (snigger) 3. What percentage of the total amount will be good for you after thedeposit is delivered to your care? (let's say 15% - not that you'll ever see the other 85 but we need to start the negotiations somehwere). Please consider these and get back tome as soon as possible. I will be expecting your reply. Thanks and God bless you.

Yours Sincerely

Susan Duke.

Dear Susan

Please send me a photo of you in the buff and we'll see what we can do...

Yours

Wickman