England roll worst tour side ever

So England have destroyed possibly the worst warm up side in the history of tours to anywhere. If England had turned up to Mars you would give good odds that the locals would be able to put out a good side. Admitedly the umpires might have some issues with the lbw law. Who can tell if a limb is really a leg or an arm with your average Martian? And if AJ was fixtures sec there's a good chance he would think a 20 over game against someone outside the surrey champ might be good prep. But the side the Windies put up in this invitational was not worth the entrance fee. All the bats got runs and even Monty (Colin) could have got wickets. We know nothing new. Sigh...