Tuesday 26 February 2008

Awwww Diddums

Those touchy Indians have got very upset again. Ishant Sharma, the thinnest man in world cricket since Bruce Reid, has been fined 15 per cent of his match fee for giving Andrew Symonds the send off in their latest one day encounter. So far, so good.

As we all know there's nothing worse than having it pointed out which way the pavillion is. There are very few times our colleagues are pleased to see us come back to the hutch. The 9 or more pair of eyes burning into you accusing you of throwing it all away are like laser beams guiding you back to the humiliation of dressing room. So having some skinny long haired freak giving you the send off is not helpful. Also he's saying that he has well and truly shafted you and its a bit off frankly.

But the Indians have lost the plot. Complaining because the bigger boys called you nasty names and you were the ones that got caught? Come onnnnnnnnnn. Win the sodding VB Series. Let the cricket do the talking. Let's face it, last time I looked England were the holders so it can't be that difficult, surely?

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