The Wick dinner was a great night and no mistake. There will be more to follow this week but who, who was there, will ever forget The Chairman's rendition of Culture Club's Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?
Wickman can answer in the affirmative that he did want to hurt the Chairman once the song began. If Wickman had been able to reach his weapons broker on the phone and secure a handheld missile (a Stinger, Redeye or Dragon are amongst Wickman's favourites) he would have taken out the Chairman to end the extraordinary aural assault...
In fact, Wickman has contacted a secretive friend who "does a lot of work in Iraq". This "friend" runs a security company which is currently working on defense mechanisms for VIP cars. Essentially you press a button when your armoured Merc is under attack and something nasty happens to deter insurgents from removing your hub caps, forcing open your doors and mussing with your barnet. He's been working on releasing offensive gasses. Wickman has now suggested fitting some major speakers to the underside of the car and running through Chairman Nips howling his vocal stylings at a dangerous level, say 150db, which should first deafen and render unconscious any attackers.
Hampton Wick Royal Cricket Club * 1863 - 2013 * 150 Glorious Seasons
Monday 24 September 2007
Wick Dinner 1 - Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?
The Wick dinner was a great night and no mistake. There will be more to follow this week but who, who was there, will ever forget The Chairman's rendition of Culture Club's Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?
Wickman can answer in the affirmative that he did want to hurt the Chairman once the song began. If Wickman had been able to reach his weapons broker on the phone and secure a handheld missile (a Stinger, Redeye or Dragon are amongst Wickman's favourites) he would have taken out the Chairman to end the extraordinary aural assault...
In fact, Wickman has contacted a secretive friend who "does a lot of work in Iraq". This "friend" runs a security company which is currently working on defense mechanisms for VIP cars. Essentially you press a button when your armoured Merc is under attack and something nasty happens to deter insurgents from removing your hub caps, forcing open your doors and mussing with your barnet. He's been working on releasing offensive gasses. Wickman has now suggested fitting some major speakers to the underside of the car and running through Chairman Nips howling his vocal stylings at a dangerous level, say 150db, which should first deafen and render unconscious any attackers.
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I thought Jinad O'Connor, Chris Hersey Bar and, most importantly, Tom Mrs Robinson's rendition of Bohemian Rapsody was pure Wick genius.
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