It's Here...

So finally the most anticipated Ashes series since the last Ashes series begins today. In this correspondent's memory, no England team has ever been more fancied to take an overseas Ashes series since... well... Wickman can't actually remember.

Mike Gatting's side in 1986 weren't really favourites - although Australia were in the toilet it transpired. When we went back out in 1990, despite having been absolutely destroyed in 1989, England using 300 players in one series and finally being captained by a small Dutch boy who's only claim to fame until then was sticking his finger in a Dike and saving Holland - some people actually thought we had half a chance. But England only got close to a win in the 3rd Test and were two down by then.

This time around though there are signs that the Australians are not in great nick physically and more important, mentally. Ponting is not in vintage form and the Australian top six doesn't look to be much cop either. That said it's not as if England are either. What you can say is that with the England team on the psychologist's couch you'd have an easier set of conversations than you would if they were facing Langer, Hayden, Gilchrist, Warne and McGrath.

Going back four years your combined xi would be Langer, Hayden, Ponting, KP, Hussey, Clarke, Gilchrist, Flintoff, Warne, McGrath and Lee. One Englishman. Vaughan was injured and Tres didn't make the trip.

If you had to pick a combined top six today you'd probably go with Strauss, Watson, Ponting, Pietersen, Clarke, Bell. Well, Wickman would. Nothing in it between Prior and Haddin for the glovework.

It gets interesting bowling wise as you would have to pick Johnson. Or rather the one that could find the cut strip. But you'd also have to pick Broad and Swann. And then there's not a fag paper between all the rest of Australia's bowlers and Steve Finn. So, on atmospherics alone, you'd go with Anderson surely? Although Wickman guesses that no one in the Green and Gold would buy that argument.

Wickman thinks that despite the hype in the build up - at least for once England decided to turn up and play some proper cricket and didn't get dicked on by a bunch of contemptuous State sides - this is going to be as tight as 2005 and 2009. There's not going to be much in it. The Australian top six is as good as ours. The bowling conditions will not give us much of an advantage.

And the killer factor. Swanny is a very good bowler. No question of that. But when did an offspinner - or any finger spinner - last take a series defining bag of wickets in Australia? Now this is a difficult question... because with Warney around for so long, the Aussies didn't have to play one for a decade so we've not much to compare. But very few visiting offies have done the business over there in the last decade... so perhaps the one bowler who offers something truly different, truly world class might not be the difference as much of the UK media has been saying for the last month.

Which is all good. While the red, white and blue bit of Wickman would settle for a brutal, clinical destruction of Australia in 11 days of Test cricket it's not going to happen and a tight series with everything to play for on Boxing Day would make for a far merrier Christmas than the last time we showed up, Ashes in our back pockets looking for a fight and were down and out, gasping for air, half way through December.

Where will you be at midnight? Client ents allowing, Wickman will be on Clarky's sofa, tuned in to Sky HD. Probably full of red wine, carefully shutting one eye to try to focus on what he is hoping will be best Australian series since 1986...

HWRCC 2011 - Internal Opportunities

Internal Opportunities

Please take time to read the following internal opportunities and see where you can help the club in 2011.

With the AGM fast approaching we would like to have people in place on the night so that decisions can be made and new committee members elected.

If you are interested in any of the role's below or have an opinion on somebody else who maybe please reply to this email in complete confidence. Please reply no later than Fri 26th November with your nominations.

Thank you in-advance and the committee look forward to seeing all of the clubs members at the AGM on Thursday 2nd Dec.

Hon. Fixture Sec.

Role;

HWRCC requires a new Hon. Fixture Sec to arrange all Pre-Season, Sunday and Midweek Fixtures. (Including Bushy Park League & 20/20 Group Games)

The new Hon. Fixture Sec will be passed a list of contact details for the current clubs/fixtures in place and will benefit from a full handover and guidance where required from the current position holder.

The committee would like to take this opportunity to thank Dominic Lown for all his efforts over the past three years.

League Representative.

Role;

The HWRCC League Representative is not an onerous job and will be reduced even further if and when 1st XI get promoted.

The League Rep will be the recipient of numerous emails from the leagues both Fullers and Surrey Championship and will be updated with all the news relating to the competition themselves.

This role would ideally suit somebody who is regular Saturday player/scorer and is in touch with what is going on in each of the 3 teams each weekend.

Regular use & knowledge of Play Cricket would be greatly beneficial.

The committee would like to take this opportunity to thank Julian Ratnage for all his efforts over the past five years.

Social Sec.

Role;

The social side of any cricket club is vitally important as well organised social events can provide much needed revenue. The WICK is no different and with a willing and able membership when it comes to attending and supporting such events, this is an exciting opportunity for somebody to go down in WICK history.

Under 10's - Colts Coach.

Role; The candidate will be required to assist with the management and coaching of the 2011 Under 10's (and then follow the team through the age groups) at HWRCC.

This role involves 2 hour coaching duty on Sundays between 10:00-12:00 during Apr - July 2011 and the occasional involvement in midweek matches. (arranging teams and umpiring etc)

WICK

Aussie Selection Lessons from Tasmania - Day One

Wickman was absolutely delighted to discover that the final warm up game was on Sky last night. In HD. From Hobart. In his living room. Where his bottle of Laphroig was.

And as luck would have it England won the toss, stuck Australia A in, and we got to have a look at some of the 17 that the Aussie selectors have "picked" for Brisbane. And even some that just missed out.

Admittedly in almost perfect English conditions, Chris Tremlett absolutely destroyed Phil Hughes early on with one that climbed a bit and left him. Nicked it to slip where Strauss pouched it. Selectors get a tick there. They left Hughes out and he looked out of touch.

That was very good news because it allowed us to look at the much hyped Usman Khawaja. This guy is probably Mike Hussey's long term replacement. Left handed. Tall. Touch of the David Gower about him perhaps. He looked classy. Well. He blocked it well. Got in behind a probing off stump line from Shezad and looked comfortable with ball dug in shortish. But then nicked a full one behind. Selectors get a cross. Too early for the guy surely to be put under pressure by picking him in the squad and telling him if he gets runs he might get a debut?

The good thing was that got us a look at Ferguson. Ferguson has already had two looks at the Test attack with modest returns so it was probably only fair to give him a go against our net bowlers. He also nicked one, this time off Bresnan who must have thought he was back in Yorkshire so awful were the conditions. Another cross.

There was time before lunch to watch One Day stalwart Cameron White cleaned up completely by Tremlett and to hear Ian Healey and a couple of other Aussie commentators talking up Smith's batting as if that might get him the nod next Thursday. That he made 59 on a day when none of the Aussie likely top 6 made it past 17 suggests it might not be a bad call... but another cross as he won't play next week as a bat.

Not much to suggest that picking 17 was worth the media coverage. Wickman will be back tonight to see if Smith can bowl. Evidence so far from his one day career suggests we aren't about to see a ball of the century from him at Brisbane...

Cricket Australia PR Lessons

The last couple of days have been a bit of a disaster for the Cricket Orstralia public relations machine. Normally a well oiled operation that exists to crush the joy for Englishmen out of the build up to a series in Oz, this time they are in the middle of giving England a 13th man. The media.

But they aren't being helped by the Aussie selectors, let's face it.

For some reason which has escaped Wickman (something to do with sponsorship no doubt) CA decided to announce their team for the Ashes the best part of a week earlier than usual. Fanfare was planned. Couple of sangers on the barbie outside the Opera House in Sydney.

Anyone in PR will tell you that you can't control the weather for these things so it's not their fault that it pissed down with rain and the public stayed away in droves.

But they can and should have been able to control the media message and push the selectors to man up and take some decisions. But what they put out was in Lord Sugar language a shaaammmbles.

The timing of the announcement went against them. With Katich and Bollinger coming back from injury, they needed an extra week to see if they were fit. Which they should have insisted on rather than come out with a statement to please the sponsors. Because who is cover for Katich? Ferguson or Khawaja? Neither is a specialist opener. Wickman thinks Siddle is cover for Bollinger? No one has really explained.

And why are there three spinners in the squad at this late stage? There's some talk they might not play any in this game. A week out have they really not decided whether it will be wrist or finger? And if it's finger, left or right arm?

With Hussey batting as if holding a stick of rhubarb while facing Shoaib Akthar on a green top they needed batting cover.

The whole thing smacks of desperation and amateurishness. It's almost as if they are hoping that 12 of the 17 put their hands up this weekend and make a statement of intent. Erm... but not all of them are actually playing as some of the bowlers are being rested.

Oh. And the two standing by as batting cover were totally stitched up by the selectors and the fixture card. Sending them out to bat against an England attack in overcast, damp and green conditions in Hobart. Looks like Tremlett and Shezad have probably bowled Mr Cricket back into the 11...

While all this is going on of course the public relations guys have also been rolling the squad members out to the media. Back in the day (1995-2007 appx) they'd roll out Waugh, McGrath and Warner to the scribes. If these guys said they were going to grind England into the dust and shit on them you believed it. What was not to believe? Possibly Australia's grittiest bat ever, the best spin bowler in the history of the game and possibly Australia's finest fast medium man bar Dennis Lillee - all of them had the experience to call the result and the talent to back it up.

This series you get a procession of not quite made it bowlers like Bollinger and Hilfenhaus (have either won a Test against England?) talking about targeting Strauss. Oh please. He's the skipper and the opening bat. And Cook. Durrr. Oh and KP is a bit arrogant. Noooo really? What a snore fest. And then Mitchell "Sprays it" Johnson talking about the same stuff. It's just lamentable. And all it does is remind you (and the England boys) about how the aura is gone. Bollinger telling you he's going to target you? Oooooo scary.

All this makes Andrew Hilditch look like Captain Mainwaring from Dad's Army. Totally inept and in control of a rabble of average folk who wouldn't get into Steve Waugh or Mark Taylor's teams. But then thank goodness. Shane Warne has touched down in Oz. All is well. Someone to speak up on behalf of the team. He's called the selection clever or some such nonsense to paper over the fact that the team is either injured or in terrible shape. You can hear the echoes of Clive Dunn... "Don't Panic!"

With a week to go, sack the media handlers, jettison two of the spinners, make a decision about whether Ferguson or Khawaja is your back up for Katich and stop fannying about. If Australia don't man up now - and England have to go into Brisbane as favourites in an Ashes series for the first time in three decades - Wickman just won't enjoy this at all.

Ashes Preview... Rope a Dope or Dopes on the Ropes?

Rope a Dope is one of the most renowned sporting cons ever perpetuated in front of a global audience. On October 30th 1974 in Kinshasa, Zaire, Muhammad Ali challenged George Foreman for the heavyweight boxing title of the World. Called The Rumble in the Jungle, it is one of the greatest fights ever because the extraordinary hype and build up that preceded it was for once delivered on in style.

Ali lay against the ropes, conning Foreman into thinking he’d lost the plot and encouraged Foreman to batter him until Foreman became tired. Ali then went on the offensive having seemingly taken a terrible beating, surprising his opponent and the whole world into the bargain. He finished the fight in the 8th round and became champion again.

Before Shane Warne bowled “that ball” to Mike Gatting, there was a story doing the rounds that Warne and the Aussies had roped the England dopes that summer. Warne bowled some innocuous old rubbish around the counties before the series began. Matthew Fleming of Kent dispatched him at Canterbury and declared him a bit average or nothing special or some such. But late on that evening when Fleming was back in the hutch reading Playboy and drinking a couple of G&Ts Warney, who had been hiding his prodigious talent, apparently let rip and if anyone had been paying any attention by then, maybe Gatt might have had some forewarning.

Which is a long preamble to Wickman’s first pre-Ashes effort in 2010. And it’s to pose the question what the Devil is going on in Australia right now?

As Wickman writes, despite English players breaking each other’s ribs in practice, Cooky trying his damnedest to look like a broken man, and Swanny taking his wickets at about 25 instead of single figures etc etc it seems that for once England might have a genuine hope of competing in a Test series in Australia.

Because the Aussies are looking hapless. In fact the entire cricketing nation of Australia looks hopeless today. When in living memory did England ever touch down on Aussie soil, give a couple of amusing media interviews, bowl provincial sides out for under 250 (twice almost in the case of WA), no one score any runs against us and all the bats start scoring 50s?

Normally at the beginning of an Aussie tour batsmen who will never even get a sniff of the baggy green rack up giant personal scores against us – flint eyed and concrete hearted men who average more than 50 in first class cricket but haven’t even had a text from Andrew Hilditch and his chums. Then some bowlers we’ve never heard of scatter our bats and break our digits. McGrath and Warne, feet up somewhere in Wigga Wigga or Ayers Bush or Bondi Bridge, take time out from sipping on a daiquiri to pronounce that they will win 5-0 and whichever chump is Captaining England will be McGrath’s “bunny”.

This time? Yes McGrath has talked about a 5-0 score again. But he’s been out in the Aussie sun too much recently and never was much of a pundit. Warney is even starring in a promo for Sky’s coverage in which he’s allowed himself to be shown dreaming that England win.

Reeky Punting has even taken to warning us – in some kind of attempt at per siko logical warfare – that the Brisbane pitch is a bit of a one. There was a recent Shield game in which one side bowled the other out twice for less than 150 to make the point. So a bit of confusion has been sown. But he's been doing it while making those involuntary swallowing motions that make Wickman so confident that he could take him at Poker. At the same time Michael Clarke’s getting it in the knackers from the Aussie media because he’s lost the dressing room. Marcus North (not even sure of his place in the 11) is having to play down chat about becoming the next Aussie skipper. Mr Cricket is looking as if, if he doesn’t get a big score quickly, he might be team scorer by the time we get to Melbourne.

You could be forgiven for thinking that we are about to romp this. So let’s just pause for thought. Is this real? Are people really resorting to the line that Australia are traditionally strong in Australia as the only factor bolstering their Ashes challenge???

Wickman doesn’t believe it’s possible that Tim Neilsen has managed to arrange for Australian cricket to lull the England side into a false sense of preparedness by throwing one and a half games (so far), disappearing into internal captaincy rancour, openly attacking selection (and sacking Merv Hughes AS a selector), getting the press involved so that they slag off all the players and call for some untried (at Test level) hopefuls to come into the side before it’s too late. Oh and to talk up Doug Bollinger (really!) as the great injured hope who can turn things around.

But then he “remembers” (he was six years old – watch the amazing film “When We Were Kings” dir. Leon Gast if you were too young too) The Rumble in the Jungle and Muhammad Ali. Is this one big con on a massive scale? Are we being built up so that come the first day at Brisbane when Punter wins the toss and then grinds us into the dust everyone can enjoy Poms even more embarrassed?

Wickman can’t wait to find out…

Do Something WICK...

Cricket in Rwanda needs you!

As you are aware WICK member Steve Vaid is currently in Rwanda working together with an Aid Relief Charity and local communities to fight poverty and achieve lasting change. However in true WICK style, Steve has found himself heavily involved in local cricket.

Please see Steve's note below;

Hi Guys, just a quick thought, I guess you boys will be putting together a end of season dinner soon? I just wondered if there was any scope for getting together a collection of some old cricket kit for the clubs out here in Rwanda (colts esp.). There is a real need for anything serviceable - whites, pads, gloves, boxes (someone nicked mine in the first game out here and they are hard to get - believe me I have tried!), wk gloves / pads, bats, balls - you know the usual cricket playing paraphernalia. The stuff that we might chuck away would get more than a few more seasons of use out here.

Thanks in-advance for all your help,

Cheers,

Steve x

There will be a collection box that will accept all your donations at the clubs annual dinner on Sat 4th Dec.

Please give generously...

WICK

GETTING WICK WITH...

Shaun Whinney

1 Nickname(s): PE or P E man, Winnie man daygo

2 Highest Score for the Wick: 104 on the last game for the wick @ the wick

3 Best Bowling for the Wick: 5/24 v Old Suttonians 2ndX1

4 Favourite Away Ground: Teddington (keeping it to bushy park)

5 Favourite Food: Chicken Parmagiana or Roast Lamb

6 Favourite Singer/Band: Rage against the machine

7 Favourite Movie: Cool Runnings

8 Favourite Book: dick and dora

9 Favourite Pub/Club: Barneys on the beach in PE overlooking the pier and the best beach break ever!

10 Favourite Crisps: salt and vinegar

11 Favourite DBW Sandwich: tikka

12 Favourite Quote: “the house is on fire the roof is on fire” “ja bru”

13 Childhood Sports Hero: Jonty Rhodes

14 Best Wick Moment: club day 2008 and scoring a hundred at the wick on my last game..

15 Worst Wick Moment: Club day 2008

16 Invite 3 People to Dinner (Dead or Alive): Jesus, Kurt Cobain, Nelson Mandela

WICK

Colts Need U10 Coaches for 2011

Wickman has been working on the Clubmark development plan for 2011. It's painful stuff with numbers which is like asking Wickman to pull his own teeth. In the process though, he has seen some phenomenal progress in the Colts set up. By Christmas time the club will have 17... yes SEVENTEEN qualified coaches. This is an amazing achievement and is a tribute to the time and dedication that everyone in the set up is putting towards the future of the club.

But in a strange quirk of the numbers we find ourselves short in one age group - the Under 10s. Sam - head coach - currently level 2 qualified and perhaps heading on to level 3 this year - today spoke to Wickman and outlined the issue:

A serious issue we have is the coaches coming through the ranks, particularly at the younger age groups. We have an acute problem with the group that will be next year’s U10s. This is the year they start playing their first competitive league cricket and the coach of this year’s U9s, has said he is not able to commit to running that side next year.

Over the next few months both Surrey and Middlesex run their coaching programmes. Most of our coaches have done Level 1 but we need more, particularly to work with the young ones where it is really important they are taught the correct techniques from the outset. If any of the adult players would like to get involved it would be really appreciated. We are looking for those who can help coach on Sundays and also those who can help manage the teams on match days (usually weekday evenings) and umpire.

Wickman urges you, if you were thinking about how to give something back to cricket and to the club to consider this. Richard Cole has signed up and will go through the ECB Coaching programme during the Autumn but as you can see here the need is broader...

More Accolades...

HWRCC Colts section have won the West Middlesex Colts Association Spirit of Cricket Award for 2010. Every club in West Middlesex (there are about 15 that play colts cricket) votes on the team that they have played during the season that has best exhibited “Spirit of Cricket”.

All age groups from U10 to U17 are included in the vote and it’s a great award to win for the club because it reflects on the sporting ethos and the excellent team spirit that runs throughout the WICK. We will be collecting the trophy at the area awards on Friday and it will be added to the trophy cabinet with pride!

WICK

(Above the U14's show off their own silverwear)

2010 HWRCC COLTS AWARDS EVENING...

Hampton Wick Royal Cricket Club congratulates Matthew Rudolph on becoming the 2010 Colt of the Year. Matthew represents the U14's age group and is a promising keeper/batsman. As well as receiving the much coveted trophy, Matthew was presented with a £200 sports voucher courtesy of our new Colt Sponsors, Grass Roots Consumer Incentives. Matthew capped a memorable weekend by making his senior team debut in Sunday’s victory against Tuskers C.C.

Matthew was joined by the other award winners in all age groups from the Under 8's to the Under 15's.

For the latest on the HWRCC Colts please visit http://www.hwrcolts.co.uk/

WICK

2010 HWRCC ANNUAL DINNER

HWRCC 2010 END OF SEASON ANNUAL DINNER

* Champagne Reception
* Black Tie
* 4 Course Dinner
* 2010 Awards
* Silent Auction
* Heads or Tails
* Live Music

£40.00 Per Ticket
£70.00 Per Couple

Please RSVP - dominic_lown@hotmail.com & keithjnicholls@tiscali.co.uk

WICK

Chairman v Presidents 11th September

Hi,

due to a wedding which a lot of the old brigade are attending, the game is cancelled this year. Many think it is tactical, some think the president is scared.